If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
finally a good fucking shower thought
my last four brain cells when a minor inconvenience occurs




HUNTER SCHAFER by Celeste Sloman for the New York Times (2019)

Me watching my mom talk shit about me over the phone
how can you not love kids lmao
LMAOOO
Girl….. lmfaoooo
💀💀💀💀💀
Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd
Omg I would have screamed
YOU MISSED THIS PART THO






