dammitsammy:

just-shower-thoughts:

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

havfiske:

havfiske:

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

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lassoway:

my last four brain cells when a minor inconvenience occurs

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jessicahuangs:

HUNTER SCHAFER by Celeste Sloman for the New York Times (2019)

throwbackblr:
“Me watching my mom talk shit about me over the phone
”

throwbackblr:

Me watching my mom talk shit about me over the phone

candiikismet:

bishopmyles313:

mountainshigh-valleylow:

babyfacerae:

gaspack:

betterthankanyebitch:

how can you not love kids lmao

LMAOOO

Girl….. lmfaoooo

💀💀💀💀💀

Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd

Omg I would have screamed

cake-patronus:

bob-belcher:

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YOU MISSED THIS PART THO

justjames:

“Do what makes you happy”

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